Friday, September 9, 2011
How long until this gets flagged for removal?!
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/fuo/2590412565.html
Tossi CHAT
ossi: hi
me: Can you use paypal?
Tossi: nope
i can only issue acashoer check
me: I have a big problem with the mail here.
They locked my mailbox
12:38 PM Tossi: give me your pysical address so they can deliver the check to your door step
me: I don't have a door step - I live in New York !
12:39 PM I live in apartment building
273 W. 14th Street Apt #32, Brooklyn NY 10023
I have a few questions for you
you can answer honestly, please
12:40 PM Tossi: what ?
ok
me: Where are you really located?
which part of Nigeria?
I love Nigerian drumming
you type well and speak good English
Tossi: lagos
Thanks
me: Lagos has a lot of Tamil people
12:41 PM Tossi: Yeag
me: My guru played there last year ...for Tamil association
Tossi: oh great
that fine
me: can you tell me how the scam works? You get my address and then somehow I am supposed to send you the extra money or something?
12:42 PM Tossi: Yeah . i will send you 5000 and you take 2000 and wire the remaining to me
me: How much have you made so far?
Tossi: why u asking ?
me: I am just curious - I sell a lot of things on craigslist and often hear from you guys
12:43 PM but I never had a chance to chat with someone - you speak good english though
I won't report you - I just post this to a blog that will hopefully make people laugh
Indian Percussion - Tabla & Mridangam (Brooklyn/NYC) Date: 2011-09-09, 9:06AM EDT Reply to: serv-rrj5k-2589666872@craigslist.org X
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Hello,
Good day to you and I hope you are doing good?. I would want to know if you have slots to accommodate my son for lesson 2 to 3 times a week as well as letting me know your Area of Expertize/Specialization.
Thanks.
Rev. Tossi
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show details 9:59 AM (2 hours ago) |
Dearest Reverend,
I do have space for your son. My areas of expertise are chromatic kazoo, dinglehowling, as well as the Nigeria drumming tradition called "wawango mbatutu" - I am the foremost expert on this form.
My fees reflect my expertise. However, I am sure your son will become a mbutututubatumanazngo expert with regular practice and frequest lessons.
Please let me know how you would like to proceed.
With warm regards,
Master Kwango Banana
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show details 11:19 AM (1 hour ago) |
Thanks for your reply,am happy to hear that you will be able to
accommodate Steven.I will be greatfull if you can inculcate the
knowledge into my son if everything can work out fine as plan.Am from
Liverpool (England) ,and i will be arriving in your state next week
along with him on a missionary course.I will be busy although,that is
why i decide to make the lesson arrangement and also i have been
willing to get him such lesson before so i think this is the
opportunity for him.UNICEF are sponsoring the program in conjunction
with local Company From united states.They will be responsible for
all my expenses including the lesson charges so they will be sending
you a cashier check from the Tutor.I hope you will be able to help
Steven and he can gain allot before my visit end there.He his 15 yrs
and intelligent.The lesson is going to be for 4 weeks ,1 hours in a
day (3 days in week).Which is going to be 12 lesson in Total.Also you
don't have to worry concerning how he will be Coming to the lesson
location because i have already made all necessary arrangement for
all his needs infact i have negotiate with a Cab Company that will
provide him a Cab and driver that will be driving him to the lesson
and driving him back home after the lesson .How much is the 12 lesson
going to cost ?
And if there is any material he his going to need for the lesson
don't hesitate to include it so that i can make the arrangement with
the lesson charges Or getting it along when he his coming.Just let me
know Ok.
I will need the information below for the payment :
(1) Total charges for the 12lesson : ( 1hrs in a day 3 days in a week
for good 4 weeks )
(2) Full name to be on the check:
(3) Full Street Address :
City, State, Postal Zip Code to ship the check to:
(4) Two E-mail addresses & Phone number for easy communication:
Below Is My Name and address :
Name : Rev. Tossi Tommy
Address: 66 brownlow road,E8 east london
Phone #: +447023072974
I will be waiting to read from you shortly
Thanks and God bless You.
Rev. Tossi
accommodate Steven.I will be greatfull if you can inculcate the
knowledge into my son if everything can work out fine as plan.Am from
Liverpool (England) ,and i will be arriving in your state next week
along with him on a missionary course.I will be busy although,that is
why i decide to make the lesson arrangement and also i have been
willing to get him such lesson before so i think this is the
opportunity for him.UNICEF are sponsoring the program in conjunction
with local Company From united states.They will be responsible for
all my expenses including the lesson charges so they will be sending
you a cashier check from the Tutor.I hope you will be able to help
Steven and he can gain allot before my visit end there.He his 15 yrs
and intelligent.The lesson is going to be for 4 weeks ,1 hours in a
day (3 days in week).Which is going to be 12 lesson in Total.Also you
don't have to worry concerning how he will be Coming to the lesson
location because i have already made all necessary arrangement for
all his needs infact i have negotiate with a Cab Company that will
provide him a Cab and driver that will be driving him to the lesson
and driving him back home after the lesson .How much is the 12 lesson
going to cost ?
And if there is any material he his going to need for the lesson
don't hesitate to include it so that i can make the arrangement with
the lesson charges Or getting it along when he his coming.Just let me
know Ok.
I will need the information below for the payment :
(1) Total charges for the 12lesson : ( 1hrs in a day 3 days in a week
for good 4 weeks )
(2) Full name to be on the check:
(3) Full Street Address :
City, State, Postal Zip Code to ship the check to:
(4) Two E-mail addresses & Phone number for easy communication:
Below Is My Name and address :
Name : Rev. Tossi Tommy
Address: 66 brownlow road,E8 east london
Phone #: +447023072974
I will be waiting to read from you shortly
Thanks and God bless You.
Rev. Tossi
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show details 11:33 AM (1 hour ago) |
Hello Rev,
I'm really happy to accept your son Steven as a disciple. I think he will enjoy his course with me a lot. If he doesn't though, that's too bad. I'm so happy you also have a Cab bringing him to and from class, because Cab company in New York is very good. They are safe.
Before Steven becomes a disciple though, you should know there is a ritual that we go through. For that I would like his parents there, and perhaps the spirit of his first pet or something like that.
I would also demand that you hire an interpreter because I find your English to be very difficult to understand. I do not generally like people from the UK because they speak in a very strange way. I understand Liverpool people are very difficult to understand and I can't be bothered with any chance of miscommunication.
I am also happy you are doing a missionary course. I will not comment on the different positions other than missionary, or your position with God. I will keep those thoughts to myself.
Because of my qualifications and mastery of my craft (or whatever it is you think I'm teaching) - I have a modest rate of: $475 per hour. For 12 hours though, because I don't want to be bothered with the math, I think I can accept $38,730. I will not charge you tax. I can also imagine giving Steven some ice cream after his lessons, and for that I will not charge more than the grocery store retail (approx $5 a pint).
If you would like to reach me by phone to discuss this (provided you can hire an interpreter for me on the phone) - I am reachable at: 212-331-7812
My address for delivery or your son is:
321 Scammerton Avenue - Apt #F
Brooklyn, NY 12345
Please be in touch to confirm the details.
Kind Regards,
-Professor Dongerow
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show details 12:17 PM (20 minutes ago) |
Thanks for your explanation ,i really appropriate that but am concern
with the charges (I think I can accept $38,730.) Let me know the total
charges for the 12 lesson so i can get in touch with the payment
department.
Rev Tossi
with the charges (I think I can accept $38,730.) Let me know the total
charges for the 12 lesson so i can get in touch with the payment
department.
Rev Tossi
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show details 12:22 PM (15 minutes ago) |
Rev,
Total will be $38,730 - if you can send that then I will include ice cream no extra charge.
Please let me know if it is too much or if OK.
Payment department sounds very official. I guess you are you used to dealing with very smart people.
Do you have any animals? It is important to make an animal sacrifice in order to learn properly.
Please confirm ASAP.
Regards,
Professor Herbie Hancock
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show details 12:25 PM (12 minutes ago) |
MAN .ARE YOU PLAYING ME ?
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show details 12:27 PM (10 minutes ago) |
This is not a joke. It is important - having roots in Santeria. The disciple must follow the guru completely otherwise the learning process will be disturbed. Should I explain this on the phone?
Regards,
The Professor
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show details 12:29 PM (8 minutes ago) |
I will pay for each lesson then .i will first deposit 2000usd.is that ok
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Your message has been sent.
show details 12:30 PM (7 minutes ago) |
That sounds OK. Can you send direct to my paypal account?
Love,
Cindy
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